aaronsmallwood:

Fuck off basic whores

buttercupflutterscotch:

Not yours.

vauxn:

IM SO EXCITED FOR THESE IVY U DO NOT UNDERSTAND LIKE EVRYTHING WE FIND IS LIKE A NEW LEVEL OF EXCITEMENT

iHeartRadio, 9/20/14

Niall with 50 Cent backstage at the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - 9/20

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

rockmeharrey:

More audio edits x

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is. —

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via feministlikeme)

airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

hellahealy:

/ / W O M A N / / 

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

LK